gonzai | Meme Time

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1. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
Don’t have an ex.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Pleased.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Almost daily. Usually work-related.

4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Subject to change minute by minute…Gregory Alan.

5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Kayleigh. Heard the song once and now, that’s the one.

6. What are you craving right now?
Sleep.

7. What was the last thing you cried about?
I don’t remember. Probably a sad moment in a TV show.

8. When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
Leave it in the penny cup.

9. What color is your tissue box?
Black and silver.

10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Don’t have one.

11. What is the last voicemail you received about?

Appointment reminder.

12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?

Getting t-boned while driving home.

13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?

I don’t go. Can’t stand Mexican food.

14. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yes.

15. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Kahlua & Cream at the office Christmas lunch.

16.Are you happy right now?
So-so.

17. Who came over last?
Hmm. Dave, maybe.

18. Do you miss anybody right now?
Yes.

19. Dark or light jeans?
I prefer dark to light, but medium overall.

20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
The 40-Year-Old Virgin

21. What is in your pocket?
Chapstick.

22. Who introduced you to your significant other?
Don’t have an SO.

23. Where do you hurt?
Right hand and both shoulders, in a bad way. Back sometimes.

24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
I refuse to patronize Wal-Mart.

25. When is your birthday?
November 22.

26. What are you going to do after this?
Scan legal documents.

27. What is your favorite dessert?
Bananas foster. Caramel and bananas both do it for me, together…

28. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Nope.

29. Is someone plotting your demise?
I doubt it. Unless it’s an angry debtor from work.

30. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Routinely. My mother.

31. Does someone like you right now?
No idea.

32. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Except for some work-related people, no.

33. Do you like the color green?
Yes. Not my favorite, but doable.

34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I know CJ is!