Have I Finally Found My True Calling?

I've spent the day as a narc. OK, full disclosure, I'm narc-ing on the office dogs, both of whom have fleas/allergies and both of whom I have caught biting/scratching themselves repeatedly today and called them out on it. The dogs really don't like me right now. But by golly, I seem to have a knack for catching them doing what they oughtn't. Hmm.