Dog Attack!
I am only partly kidding. CJ jumped on me and raked me with her claws twice today, back of the left calf and just over the left knee. The resulting marks are nasty enough that people commented at gaming. While at gaming, the hosts' dog Dexter ran into me at full speed - his skull and my right kneecap. Owie. Later I got down on the floor with him for tummy rubs - something startled him and he leapt to his feet without warning. My right knee was under his foot. Another owie.
Sheesh dogs, I'm on your side!
Sheesh dogs, I'm on your side!