Firstly, get to Supporting Actor already. I gotta work in the morning.
Secondly, I really don't give a hoot who's wearing what and how much it cost, I'm strictly good bad or indifferent and not even big in that regard. That said, Jessica Biel: eewww. I'm having trouble looking at the television for fear either her dress will unfold and attack or she'll slide off the stage on her hair. Yuck.
Clearly, Hugh Jackman is having a grand ol' time. But James Franco & Seth Rogen are right behind him. Snerk.
Back to the telly. They might actually get to SA.