gonzai: (Emerson)
That was Bill Maher's conclusion last night (he donated $1m to Obama last winter). He also concluded that 'Mormon has broken' but he won't gloat because 'Republicans are licking their wounds - also known as Romney's health care plan'. Yowza.

Now back to real life. Phooey.

ETA - 2012 Electorial 'In Memoriam' - snerk

gonzai: (Logan)
Should I be laughing at the ad placement or admiring his bum? Decisions, decisions.



gonzai: (Logan)

Judge Delays PA Voter ID laws until next year )


Still have more states to work on, though )
gonzai: (Checking In)
At least, off from the internet, for the most part. I had today off of work (Happy Rosh Hashanah, as applicable) so I took Mom to a Senior Day Center to see what she thought. We were greeted by a dog named Buttercup. I consider that a good sign. Mom thinks it's too expensive, but my brother doesn't, so I'll let him convince her she can afford it. Then lunch at a new sandwich shop, Potbelly's. I think it's a chain. Decent sandwich though, and Mom was happy with hers.

Rest of the day was TV and computer games, as I caught up with nearly everything on the DVR and finally watched last year's 'Whitechapel'. I put that off because series 2 did nothing for me; turns out series 3 was much, much better. I'm taking '2001: A Space Odyssey' a chunk at a time, because I've tried and failed to watch it a few times already. I liked the 'trio' episode of Leverage much more than the rest of this season, and Mom actually liked it, first time in years she's liked the show. Maybe we have our new direction - just let Elliott, Hardison and Parker be the show. Fine with me. I enjoyed Doctor Who, esp. the conversations with the horse. Big surprise, right? We also watched Bill Maher, who I think properly summed up recent events thusly: "Some crazy Christians pretending to be crazy Jews riled up a bunch of crazy Muslims, so Mitt Romney could prove Mormons are even crazier."

Sunday, I was a party host. Can't remember the last time I tried that. But 4 of my gaming friends came over for the 'game', that being Ravens/Eagles, of course. We had an Eagles fan. I seated him near the door and we took turns reminding him we could easily toss him out of it. But he had the last laugh, dammit. But we had a grand time other than the final score, and a couple people stayed after and we played board games until late. I had to let CJ out eventually, but she was nice to the strangers! Total relief, that. The whole thing must have gone well, because the last folks out said we should do this again. My back isn't so sure about that, I'm a hurting pup today (presumably from moving around the furniture) but otherwise, yeah, gamers at the game, why not?
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Plenty of win on the internets today. Although we start with a complete and utter fail, courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] tiggerallyn's representative in the MD General Assembly. C'mon, dude, can't you guys find any better over there?
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/ravens-insider/bal-ravens-brendon-ayanbadejo-responds-to-politician-looking-to-silence-him-on-gay-marriage-stance-20120907,0,4738424.story

Winning is Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe in an open-letter response to Burns. Taken down by the punter. How embarassing. Warning: Kluwe likes his naughty words. All the same, I think I'll marry him:
http://deadspin.com/5941348/they-wont-magically-turn-you-into-a-lustful-cockmonster-chris-kluwe-explains-gay-marriage-to-the-politician-who-is-offended-by-an-nfl-player-supporting-it

Meanwhile over at Esquire, some guy had some ideas about how to create new jobs:
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/how-to-add-jobs-funny-0912-12471356#comments

And of course, there's today's Google doodle. They went where no doodle has gone before.
gonzai: (McGeek)
Romney's Cat
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What would happen if the ball was pitched at or near the speed of light. )
The best part? The last line.
gonzai: (Dean)
Have a cookie!

Rainbow Oreo
gonzai: (Emerson)
Best. Headline. Ever.


Massachusetts City Plagued By Horrible Saxophonist )
gonzai: (Seriously?)
Or not, as the case may be. National treasure Charles Pierce weighs the options for getting a cow out of the house. http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Moos_Of_The_World
gonzai: (Big Ray)
gonzai: (Emerson)
From theestimable Charles Pierce: )

"Note to Tim Tebow: Come Holy Thursday, if you're planning to wash the feet of your teammates, you should probably skip Rex Ryan because, well, ick."



And from Andrew Sullivan, expounding upon farts:


Being slowly enveloped by someone else's gas, and being immobile, well ... that's marriage, not air travel.


Or, perhaps, pet ownership...
gonzai: (Emerson)
L84WRK
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A guy writes the story about the time he broke his...um...you know. )

A Truism

Mar. 5th, 2012 03:18 pm
gonzai: (Dexter)
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2012/03/05
gonzai: (Emerson)
Supplied by the mighty Charles Pierce:

"This isn't a presidential campaign anymore. It's a bunch of flyers that should be stapled to a lamp post."
gonzai: (Emerson)
They are two, at the moment. As my regulars know, I loves me some Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and I've been disappointed at the lack of Charlie Pierce in recent years. Well, I just found his blog. Oh my, but Mr Pierce holds nothing back. (Some of his commenters are pretty dang funny too.)

And yesterday, he spotlighted my other new hero - one Yasmin Neal, State Representative of Georgia. Ms Neal is getting a bit annoyed with the legislation being proposed in Georgia lately. So she proposed some her own. It is of awesome. And Monty Python.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/georgia-vasectomy-bill-6814233
gonzai: (Emerson)
From a commenter at the Washington Post:

"The Republican nomination is down to man-on-dog vs. dog-on-roof."
gonzai: (Emerson)
Passed a dentist's office. Sign read: "Dental Office Family Sedation".

I'm sure there are plenty of folk who'd like to have their families sedated!
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