Moron of the Day

( Man sues Petsmart after slipping in dog poop )

I'm pretty sure poop is an assumed risk in PetSmart...or anywhere else a dog goes, literally.

Thump. Drag...

I am increasingly convinced that 1) I have an ulcer and 2) I've broken my left foot. If 2 is true, then I will have broken different bones in my left leg 4 times in 16 years. Enough already. I can barely put weight on it and it hurts even when it's elevated and non-weightbearing. I don't know what I did to cause it, but the hardwood floors at home are surely not helping. And with regard to 1, it hurts not to eat, but half an hour after I eat. And then it hurts A LOT.

Speaking of which, the guy who was supposed to finish the floors told us we had to get everything out of the house (including ourselves and the dogs), so we haven't put back any furniture. He then told us he'd come to finish the floors on April 12 - six weeks away. He called again yesterday. He's decided to go on vacation. Now it's April 20. Another 8 days without furniture. I don't like this guy. Not at all.

For All the Teabaggers

There was some discussion of this on morlith 's LJ the other day, but this one really goes into detail

( The Teabagger Purity Pledge )

Supernatural Has Concluded

And all I can think about is how the heck would you explain that motel room to the cleaning crew/management?

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm sure they're just going to skeddadle and stick around to explain, but damn, that's a mess.