So I Slept Through A Tornado

Um, yeah, I really did. Seems a windstorm came through last night, 80mph winds and at least one confirmed tornado. The tornado went through my old neighborhood, less than 2 miles from where I live now. No fatalities, fortunately, but there's a profound lack of electricity and a bounty of instant firewood everywhere in the area. And I didn't even notice.

We Are A Pair

That is, my mother and I. She can't find her checkbook and I can't find my credit card. Oy.