Writer's Block: Practically amazing

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The power to always know, when the phone rings, if it's a legit call or not, both at home and at work. Life would be so much easier without sales, charities, hangups, wrong numbers and buttdials.  (And yes, the office, home and cell are all on the Do Not Call list; that doesn't stop anyone.)

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Seriously people? WTF? 

One of my past lives was as a diehard hockey fan (and, for a time, journalist) and normally when the Capitals aren't involved, I root for the Canadian teams. And I've never been especially fond of the Bruins. But the boorish-at-best and thuggish-at-worst behavior of the Canucks' players already had me rooting for the Bruins, and now, given the fans' behavior, I'm very glad the Canucks lost. Neither the team nor its fans deserved playoffs, much less finals. What losers.