Instant Coronary

Stopped by the local seafood shop for dinner. They have an assortment of new items on the menu. Most notably 'cream of crab fries'. This is French Fries, sprinkled with Old Bay, cream of crab soup poured over the fries and then melted mozzarella and provolone poured over that. Yikes.

Do you have the heart attack before the stuff even hits your stomach?