This Is So Wrong

Stopped by the local seafood place the other day, and one of the specials is - a fried alligator hoagie. I'm not sure what's worse, the alligator (especially in Maryland, where they're not exactly native) or that they called it a hoagie when in Maryland we call them subs.

FTR, I have eaten fried alligator. Basically just a really big fried clam strip, not bad with blackberry sauce.