Everybody, Sing It With Me!

[gonzai]

To the tune of 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame', of course.

Take me out of the ball game,
Drag me before the judge.
Attach my assets and property,
It's not fair, 'cause I own the team!
They all root, root root for my ex-wife,
Baseball's glad for my shame.
'cause it's one! two! Three strikes I'm out
Of the old ball game!

Hey Dodgers! Have fun in bankruptcy court!