I Am Afraid. Very Afraid.

[gonzai]

Every year, my brother and his wife host a crab feast at their place. usually for 30-40 folks. Until this year, it was on Labor Day Sunday, but this year they're giving Saturday a try. And, well, yikes. Almost no one has turned them down. The attendance as of this morning: 72 people. Seventy. Two. With another 30+ maybe attendees. Where the heck will everyone park? Sit? One bathroom for all these people? More than half of them are kids, and over 30 of those are aged 6 or less. I'm packing earplugs. May need a suit of armor. I hear rumors that their cat has already fled the county in anticpation. For myself...I bought little chocolate crabs for those who don't eat crabs. I thought 18 would be plenty. Back to the candy shoppe with me, it appears. Meep.