Danger Danger!

[gonzai]

So I drop off the weekend's proceeds at the bank this afternoon, a bank inside a suburban supermarket in a nice neighborhood. And I'm strolling back to my car through the parking lot, in daylight, in no hurry, and off to side I see a middle-aged woman sitting in the drivers seat of a van. And she sees me moseying towards the parking lot and vaguely in her direction. And immediately locks her door. And the other doors. And hunkers down low in her seat. I looked around but I was definitely the only person anywhere even remotely near her vehicle.

I had no idea I looked like a thug. WTF?

Comments

[aprilvalentine.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cause I hide my valuables any time I see you skulking around. You really do look shifty, you know.

Maybe she was there for some less than honest reason herself and was hoping you didn't notice her.