gonzai | Just Call Us Scrooge...

It seems our office has managed to get an 88-year-old widow arrested and incarcerated in Baltimore City for the holidays. Mind, it's entirely her own fault (she committed insurance fraud, didn't answer any subpoenas or discovery and failed to appear in court twice, so the judge was ticked off and issued a bench warrant for her) but we never expected Baltimore City to bother trying to find her, much less arrest and jail her.

All we need are a couple of ragamuffin orphans and it'll be pure Dickens.