It's Bash Attorneys Week!
Feb. 7th, 2009 11:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gonzaiYep, I've heard 4 slams against the legal profession in the last four days.
Life On Mars - Lt Hunt "I've slugged a lawyer before. They're like potato chips. You can't stop at one."
Dilbert - "We're sending you to collections until you're willing to kill."
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me - "I told someone my brother was an attorney. He scowled. 'No, no, I said, he's a good attorney.' Oh, said the guy, 'when did he pass'?"
And at my own office, from one of our attorneys: "We're attorneys. We have no moral compass."
Life On Mars - Lt Hunt "I've slugged a lawyer before. They're like potato chips. You can't stop at one."
Dilbert - "We're sending you to collections until you're willing to kill."
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me - "I told someone my brother was an attorney. He scowled. 'No, no, I said, he's a good attorney.' Oh, said the guy, 'when did he pass'?"
And at my own office, from one of our attorneys: "We're attorneys. We have no moral compass."
