gonzai: (Seriously?)
So I'm tooling along the road, and I have to move over because a cop is writing a ticket to a guy in the right lane. I note in passing that 1) the guy has the same make/model as my previous car and 2) his car is covered with Ron Paul stickers. I continue on my way.

2 miles and 10 minutes later...same guy passes me, on the right, runs a red light so he can make a left turn, and guns it, going well over 50mph in a 35 zone. A couple minutes later, I pass him again...pulled over in the right lane getting a ticket from a different cop.

How does this guy keep his license?
gonzai: (Angry Raven)

Y’know, I’ve seen some rather unusual things in my morning commute. But today was the first time I hit a deer.

You see, it’s 9am. It’s bright and sunshiny. It’s a busy road just yards from the city line. They were does, so presumably not completely crazy/sex-driven. WTF are a herd of deer doing crossing the bleeping road?

Fortunately I know the rule about ‘see one deer, there’s more around’, so when I saw the lead doe trot across the street, I hit the brakes even though she was not in my way. I was going about 20mph when another one burst out of the brush. My side mirror and it’s face/neck had an unscheduled meeting and then both were redirected, the mirror against the car and the deer back whence it came, with the rest of its group. Only apparently damage to me or the deer was having the crap scared out of us. However, the numbnut behind me was too busy on the phone to notice and nearly rear-ended me. Moron.

gonzai: (Checking In)
And I'm home. Went out in search of scrubs earlier in the day (found a set in purple, of course, not too expensive, and also found some comfy shoes), then went gaming for a while. Somehow I managed to win all three games I played, even though 2 were new to me. Ticket to Ride: Asia was particularly amusing, as it's a partnership game, and as things happened, there was a lot of partner-swapping and at least one gender switch. We're weird. Learned another new one and won it, then won at Carcassonne. I managed to avoid the annoying players, and picked up a dogsitting gig along the way. I left early so as to avoid annoying drivers - didn't work. I even called 911 to report a really sloshed jackass who was driving 40 on I-95 but 70 on an offramp.

But now home, safe, probably bedding down early. Lots of stuff to do around the house and lots of football tomorrow, heh heh.
gonzai: (Yikes)
After a dumbass rich b**** on her phone while driving who swerved into my lane without bothering to see if someone was there first. I wound up violenting swerving into the next lane over and somehow the truck already in that lane was able to get to the shoulder without hitting me. It was one heck of a close call. B**** had already cut off someone and did it two more times before I lost sight. Yikes.
gonzai: (Yikes)
I'll be the first to admit I'm wonky about high bridges, esp if they're narrow. My primary nemesis is the George Nice Memorial Bridge, which carries US 301 over the Potomac River. Straight up, then straight down, two way traffic on a bridge that's barely 20 feet wide and naught but a jersey barrier between you and a ten story drop. My second scariest bridge is the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, carrying US 50 across the bay. But any high, narrow bridge puts me in fear of going over the edge.

So I wasn't feeling too easy yesterday after the news broke that a semi did indeed drive over the edge of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.  Meep.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/traffic/bal-bridge0811,0,2018916.story
gonzai: (Dr Who)
My new fandom phrase is 'GIP'. Using it here :)

More other driver observations: I already knew no car in Maryland has a turn signal. Today I received further proof that no car in Maryland has an ashtray. Six cars passed me in traffic; three of the drivers chucked cigarette butts out their window and onto my car. (Expletive deleted.) My car really doesn't have an ashtray, or a cigarette lighter. I bought it from a Porsche/Audi dealership where it had been a loaner, and I noticed the missing pieces when I test drove it. (I miss those pieces only from an aesthetic standpoint, it's a little weird having an empty socket in the middle of the console.) The salesman said it's in their loaner contract that you can't smoke in the loaner, but people kept doing it anyway. So they started removing the lighter and ashtray from the loaners as soon as they bought them. 

I am so not a morning person. I had to switch my chiropractic to morning session, because it's half the price of evening session, and managed to be 20 minutes late to the first one. Getting up early is just not my thing...

Mom's birthday is Saturday and we still don't have a day/time/place for her dinner. It's Baltimore Restaurant Week, which means certain, mostly upscale places in town are offering fixed price meals well below the usual price, so I'm trying to get her to pick one of those. I've only been to two, both French and both via the office holiday dinner. So I'd like to check out one or two of these.

The shower is fixed. The threads on the faucet had worn away and disconnected from the pipe, so it just need a new faucet. It's nice to bathe again.

Greatest American Dog: I really felt for the girl who had to make Leroy 'angry'. I can't imagine how I would make CJ 'angry', unless I put the Roomba in front of her. Not surprised Tillman is gone though.

As part of the Browncoat dinner last Sunday, we wound up seeing 'Hancock'. We went to see 'WALL*E', but it was 2 hours before the next showing so we switched plans. 'Hancock' was a good movie for the first half and a big honkin' cliche the second half. I really enjoyed the 'superhero as misanthrope' concept and of course Will Smith sold it perfectly. Even the mid-movie twist was clever. But how they handled said twist - ick. Uh-oh, better insert wanton destruction, special effects, angst, romance and kitchen sink quick, this is a summer blockbuster! So, half a good movie.

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